Photo Courtesy of CNN
Former "associate" of Osama bin Laden, Khaled al-Harbi (pictured above), surrendered today to the Saudi government. He was flown from his... weight... training... camp... in Iran to refuge in Saudi Arabia where he will undoubtedly be asked such questions as "how did you run through that obstacle course we see so much video of without any damn legs?" and "you are dangerous... right?". Clearly, every paraplegic tart we get off the streets is a crucial victory in the war on terror... but one must wonder... what horrors these men could unleash... if only they HAD LEGS.
